PDX Brands is now shipping the best-selling Milk Me Silly Mega-Masturbator in Brown from their Midwest and European Distribution Centers. With dual gyrating roller massagers engulfed in over 20-plus pounds of super-soft Fanta Flesh TPE, the plug-in powered Milk Me Silly combines the unrivaled realism of a Fuck Me Silly with the power and performance found in PDX Elite’s award-winning high-tech guy gadgets.

With loyal FMS fans eagerly awaiting the next generation Fuck Me Silly, PDX Brands engineers were hard at work designing an ultra-strong gyrating, plug-in powered life-size version of their legendary RD174 Fuck Me Silly Mega-Masturbator.

Until now, the only vibrating option for life-size, realistic Mega-Masturbators was a tiny, AA-powered bullet buried into the full-size toy. The Milk Me Silly is NOT just a twerking bubble butt and it’s NOT just for show–it’s a super-stealth multi-functional sex machine built inside of a full-size Fuck Me Silly!

Adorned with a cute belly button, perfectly placed “thumbgrip” back dimples, and intricately decorated labia and anus, the versatile Milk Me Silly can be positioned for missionary, piledriver, and doggie-style penetration on nearly any flat surface or furniture!

The Milk Me Silly includes an industrial grade 24V transformer, making it one of the most powerful full-size strokers in the world! The included World Power Adapter pack is approved in over 100 countries worldwide. All boxes also include an eye-catching printed 5” X 7” shelf-talker decal that can be displayed on the box itself, on the slatwall, or at the cash wrap. In-store shoppers can then use their mobile device to scan the QR-code and play Pipedreams viral Milk Me Silly Teaser commercial, allowing shoppers to “try-it before they buy-it” inside the store.

Milking does a cock good, but it’s even better for your bottom line! Instantly transform your retail store or website into a “Milking Station” destination by including our best-selling RD531 Ultimate Milker, RD525 Vibrating Mega Milker, PD4770-23 Ultimate P-Spot Milker, and brand new RD539 Ultimate Milker 2 to create a “Milking Mecca” profit center!

All RD535 Milk Me Silly’s are backed by PDX Elite’s 90-day Limited Warranty and come packaged in PDX Elite’s sturdy corrugated boxes with convenient carrying handle. Sorry, testers are not available for this item, but we do offer FREE Promotional Shelf Wobblers that will turn browsers into buyers! Every shelf wobbler features a mobile-ready QR-code that links straight to the Milk Me Silly’s super-detailed explainer video!

Available in single case counts, the Brown Milk Me Silly’s are IN STOCK and shipping from the manufacturer’s Midwest and European distribution facilities. The manufacturer is encouraging partners to get their orders in as soon as possible, supplies are limited. To place an order, contact your preferred sales representative or email sales@pdxbrands.com.

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