Pipedream Products is shipping the much-anticipated Milk Me Silly Mega-Masturbator from their Midwest and European Distribution Centers. With dual gyrating roller massagers engulfed in over 20 pounds of super-soft Fanta Flesh TPE, the plug-in powered Milk Me Silly combines the unrivaled realism of Pipedream’s traditional Fuck Me Silly with the power and performance found in PDX Elite’s award-winning high-tech guy gadgets!
With loyal FMS fans eagerly awaiting the next generation Fuck Me Silly, Pipedream engineers were hard at work designing an ultra-strong gyrating, plug-in powered life-size version of their legendary RD174 Fuck Me Silly Mega-Masturbator.
Until now, the only vibrating option guys had for Pipedream’s life-size, realistic Mega-Masturbators was a tiny, AA-powered bullet buried into the backside of the full-size fuck toy. The Milk Me Silly is NOT just a twerking bubble butt and it’s definitely NOT just for show–it’s a super-sneaky multi-functional fuck machine built inside of a full-size Fuck Me Silly!
Adorned with a cute belly button for target practice, perfectly placed “thumbgrip” back dimples, and intricately decorated labia and anus, the versatile Milk Me Silly can be positioned for missionary, piledriver, and doggie-style penetration on nearly any surface or furniture!
The Milk Me Silly includes a 24V transformer, which makes it one of the most powerful strokers in the world. The included World Power Adapter pack is approved in over 100 countries worldwide. All boxes also include an eye-catching printed 5” X 7” shelf-talker decal that can be displayed on the box itself, on the slatwall, or at the cash wrap. In-store shoppers can then use their mobile device to scan the QR-code and play Pipedreams viral Milk Me Silly Teaser commercial, allowing shoppers to “try-it before they buy-it” inside the store!
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All RD535 Milk Me Silly’s are backed by PDX Elite’s 90-day Limited Warranty and come packaged in PDX Elite’s sturdy corrugated boxes with convenient carrying handle. Sorry, testers are not available for this item.
Available in single case counts, the Milk Me Silly’s are in-stock now and shipping from Pipedream’s new Midwest and European distribution facilities. The manufacturer is encouraging partners to get their orders in as soon as possible, supplies are limited. To place an order, contact your preferred PD sales representative or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Product images, planogram inspiration, dimensions, videos, and marketing materials are all available online at https://www.pipedreamproducts.com.