(Note: This story appears in the August 2021 issue of Storerotica Magazine)
King Cock is already an iconic brand under the Pipedream banner, but the upcoming King Cock Elite line and patent-pending Body Dock look to further bolster the brand.
For the overdrive rush back to normalcy from COVID-19, there has been one sector of life that has seen snarled lines and disruption: the international supply chain.
You’re seeing it in every industry — from global shipping to raw materials to food supply — and even dildos aren’t being spared. But, rest assured, Pipedream Products is doing its absolute best, working at breakneck speeds, to ensure its latest round of King Cock items hits no snafus en route to your store.
“It’s actually quite a big release,” says Kristian Broms, chief design officer for Pipedream Products. “With King Cock Elite, we’re taking our King Cock
line one step further than our current models. The entire range is made from dual-density silicone and will hence be the top of the line of all of our King Cock items.”
Because of massive disruptions to the supply line, Pipedream has decided to be proactive and tease upcoming releases a bit earlier. Case in point, these new King Cock releases are slated for the fall.
As per usual with the fabulously received King Cock line — which already boasts more than 200 SKUs — the new additions are sculpted in-house with painstaking attention to detail. In addition to their dual-density silicone, the new items come in different skin tones to more closely mimic human flesh.
“These items feature the same super realism we’re known for, nice and soft on the outside — literally like skin — and a firm core on the inside,” says Broms. “I’m confident we have something for everyone in this range, including a choice between vibrating and non-vibrating styles.”
As Brom explains, some products will also feature remote-control play, enabling users to choose any play mode they desire. A sleek “Pipedream globe” button on the shaft doubles as a control panel for the new dildos. “We were very thoughtful about how we designed this line,” says Broms, noting that there will be swinging ball modules (testicle extensions cleverly named “The Crown Jewels”) available that use a c-ring design to attach to the new dildos. “Now you get that action familiar with other King Cock products. This provides the dildo with a lifelike weight for swinging testicles to truly push the envelope of realistic dildos.”
“These new King Cock products are all about quality and ease of use for the consumer. It’s easy for people to customize the way they interact with them for unique or preferred experiences. Whatever you’re looking for, King Cock Elite — combined with Body Dock and The Crown Jewels — can deliver.” — Kristian Broms
In addition, there’s a second vibrating version that includes the same magnetic charge points with two motors in the balls.
“Now you have three powerful motors; two in the balls and one in the dildo,” says Broms. “You can slide the balls up and down the shaft to desired depth, and you essentially have a realistic, adjustable rabbit vibe that’s unlike anything you’ve seen.”
The motors in the balls operate as a stereo pair, which opens the door for myriad combinations of vibration- enabled play coupled with the shaft’s motor. Despite all the power the new King Cock items are packing, Broms stresses how quiet the motors are.
Body Dock makes the King rock
“The Body Dock is going to revolutionize strap-ons,” says Pipedream’s Rob Phaneuf, who points out that before Body Dock, users had to deal with rings, straps, harnesses and compatibility issues. “It was cumbersome.”
“There’s a lot of flaws to all the harnesses,” adds Phaneuf. “The Body Dock, together with King Cock Elite, is really the culmination of Kristian’s quest to create the perfect harness.
“Body Dock is taking something that’s out there, refining it, making it better and putting a unique Pipedream twist on it,” continues Phaneuf. “The effect we hope for and usually get from others is, ‘Why didn’t we think of that first?’ A couple of years from now, you’ll see everybody making suction cup docking stations like this.”
Body Dock — which is patent pending — will be available in several styles and at a range of price points.
“We want Body Dock to change the way 
people think about strap-ons, change the way strap-ons are sold, everything,” says Phaneuf. “The beauty of it is in its simplicity. What’s the saying about building a better mousetrap? We want to build a better strap-on.”
“The way you see all those strap-ons, usually there’s a hole and some rings and straps to hold the dildo in place,” says Broms. “With this design, there’s no need for all that. It’s simplified by suction and the concave design of the Body Dock to be as effective as possible.”
The suction cups on all the dildos are uniform, which reinforces the mix-and-match play these items are promoting. Body Dock will first be sold as part of the kits for these new King Cock Elite releases with an eye on expanding the product line down the road.
“The amazing thing about the Body Dock is not just how stable it is, but how easily it can be modified,” Broms adds, noting Body Dock allows for cross compatibility with other brands as long as the suction cup diameter matches. “These new King Cock Elite products are all about quality and ease of use for the consumer. It’s almost like Legos, there are so many options. It’s easy for people to customize the way they interact with them for unique or preferred experiences — it’s super functional. Whatever experience they’re looking for, King Cock Elite combined with Body Dock and The Crown Jewels can deliver.”
“We want Body Dock to change the way people think about strap- ons, change the way strap-ons are sold, everything. The beauty of it is in its simplicity. What’s the saying about building a better mousetrap? We want to build a better strap-on.” — Rob Phaneuf
As the chief designer for Pipedream Products, Broms had heard it all in customer feedback for King Cock items. A significant part of this feedback, as he explains, has been to have realistic silicone pieces with the same quality as Pipedream’s other products.
“We have good, better and this will be the best,” says Broms, who says Pipedream is working with a Fortune 500 company that makes high-grade Elite Silicone for these new pieces. “We’re extremely proud of the steps we’ve taken and how hard we’ve worked on improving and reformulating our PVC for our King Cock range. It is something completely different from what people perceive as being PVC. It’s a great product at a great entry point.”
“That being said, there’s always room for improvement,” he adds. “There’s been a demand, but we didn’t want to do a silicone range for King Cock until we could do it right.”
One of the other requests that differentiates these new King Cock items from their predecessors is the rechargeability of the vibrating dildos.
“It’s definitely a big step up in terms of discerning customers,” says Broms. “Everything about this range has been thought through very thoroughly — from the motors, to the Body Dock, to the internal components and how they operate, to the sculptures we made, right down to the balls, which in true Pipedream fashion we’ve named The Crown Jewels.”
The packaging also exudes high-level eroticism, promoting a seamless fusion of silicone and realism. It’s clear this newest iteration of King Cock products aren’t just meant to usher in an era of unbridled optimism for dildo play but also set a template for future products in this thriving line.
“We’re working on patents for additional items in this line right now, but I don’t want to say too much about it until we have those patents,” says Broms. “We have every reason to be excited about the future of this amazing range.”
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