Ever wonder what it’s like to orgasm for a living? The Metro.co.uk series How I Do It shares seven-day sneak peeks into a variety of ‘strange’ lifestyles, and in this story, they share the story of Cam, a 31-year-old professional sex toy tester for Fleshy.
Cam says he has an ‘extremely high sex drive’ when he’s testing toys, but he always tries to keep work separate from home life. He’s in a long-term relationship with a girlfriend of seven years, whom he generally has sex with about seven times a week. But, as far of orgasms, of which he’s literally a prof, Cam can sometimes enjoy 21 in a seven day period, according to Metro.co.uk.
“This is one of the things I love the most about my job – there’s no pressure to test anything at certain times,” says Cam, “I can just let things happen naturally and decide what takes my fancy.”
Cam experiments with all kinds if toys for wok, and his shared sex diary is no different. From prostate massagers to cock rings, here’s how Cam got off…
The following mostly unedited sex diary, shared via Metro.co.uk, is “NSFW,” that is, unless you work in sex.
Monday
I eagerly await the delivery of toys that I have been sent to try this week. The team was at a sex toy convention last week, so they deliver boxes and boxes of products.
I quickly pick out five I want to try and add them to my to-do list. There’s one vibrating masturbator, one realistic masturbator, two prostate massagers, and a cock ring to try with my girlfriend.
My girlfriend is currently away with work, so I have the whole day to crack on and get down to business. I start with the vibrating masturbator, but I give this toy a five out of 10, as the vibrations were quite weak – but it was a great warm up.
I have lunch and then get ready for round two. My sex drive is extremely high, so I can easily go at least five times a day if needed, but I stick to the twice today and finish the day with a long hot bath.
A lot of heterosexual men shy away from prostate massagers because of the stigma attached to anything anal. But the prostate, when hit in the right spot, is even more sensitive than the penis.
– Cam, professional sex toy tester for Fleshy
Tuesday
I wake up excited because my girlfriend gets back from her work trip today, so tonight is going to be a lot of fun! It’s unusual for us to go more than one day without having sex, so we have some making up to do.
I’m extremely horny this morning and there’s no better way to start the day than ejaculating, so I stay in bed for a while and start work a little earlier. I grab the next toy on my list and get testing, while thinking of what I’m going to do with my girlfriend later.
It’s not even 9am and the first task of the day is ticked off. A job well done. There are not many jobs you can get paid to lay in bed and have a wank, so I know how lucky I am.
I shower shortly after then work on launching the three-in-one realistic masturbator, which has three holes to enjoy.
My girlfriend gets in at about 8pm and of course, our evening consists of a bang (or two). It’s clear we’ve missed each other very much. I surprise her with my new cock ring and it’s a real hit for both of us. Then we finally fall asleep at 2am.
Wednesday
I wake up pretty tired from last night’s antics. I love mixing work and pleasure but making sure my job doesn’t affect my relationship is something I am very conscious of.
She is extremely supportive of my work, as she knows how passionate I am, so I make sure I always have enough left in the tank for her at the end of the day and I would never prioritise using a toy over sex with her.
The afternoon is spent writing up my cock ring review from the night before. As I’m writing it, I’m replaying the sensations in my mind and can’t help but get myself worked up.
It’s the perfect time to get the next toy ticked off my to-do list. I opt for one of the realistic masturbators, with lube to really intensify the feeling.
Having extra lubrication helps prevent any injuries or soreness with the amount of different toys, textures and sensations my penis goes through – particularly if it’s been a busy week.
The most toys I’ve ever tested for Fleshy – my sex toy company for men – is 14 new toys over a one week period, alongside having sex with my girlfriend – this meant three orgasms every day.
Thursday
By this point in the week, I have already ejaculated nearly 10 times, so I decide to take it easy.
Today is the day for resting and recuperating before testing some exciting new toys tomorrow.
Friday
Today I want to tick the vibrating masturbator off my list. It has 10 functions, including an internal heat element so I begin putting it to the test.
I end up orgasming twice with this toy and there’s a lot of inspiration we can take from it, so I quickly write up the report whilst I’m riding the euphoric high. I can still feel the vibrations through my body.
I then jump in the shower and log on to have a call with the design team.
My girlfriend texts me in the afternoon asking if we can use the new cock ring again tonight, which I’m excited for. I make sure I don’t use any of the other toys this afternoon so I’m ready to go tonight.
Saturday
The nature of this job means that I never really clock off, but when you’re a professional sex toy tester, you really can’t complain! I have two more toys left on my list to test this week which are both prostate massagers.
“The nature of this job means that I never really clock off, but when you’re a professional sex toy tester, you really can’t complain!”
– Cam, professional sex toy tester for Fleshy
Last night I was doing a bit of research on a men’s sex forum that I follow for work. There was a thread about internal orgasms and how they can be even more intense than a penetrative orgasm. Essentially, you don’t touch your penis but climax solely through prostate stimulation.
I’m sceptical but always happy to try something new and experiment. I try the first prostate massager and I don’t know whether it was the pressure of experimenting or the toy itself, but it was awful. A real buzz kill.
Before the mood is completely gone, I grab the second massager and go back to my usual way of doing things, managing to cum within a few minutes.
I jump in the shower and write up the report for both toys whilst it’s still fresh in my head, then finish the day with some friends at the pub for a pint.
Most of them work in corporate finance roles, so they love hearing about my job and of course, getting the free unused samples I bring them.
Sunday
I can’t get the thought of yesterday’s failed experiment out of my head. I’m determined to try again with the second prostate massager, alongside the Fleshy Synflex massager so I can compare them.
After an initial few minutes of doubt, I get into it. I manage to get into a rhythm going between the two massagers, really listening to my body and I’m speechless. I have one of the most intense orgasms I’ve had in a long time. The combination of the Synflex with this new massager works perfectly.
I wish more men would be open to experimenting because it’s completely changed my sex life and relationship with my body. A lot of heterosexual men shy away from prostate massagers because of the stigma attached to anything anal. But the prostate, when hit in the right spot, is even more sensitive than the penis.
It’s a great end to the week for me – I feel accomplished and ready to receive my next delivery tomorrow.
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