A Vice review which will wake you up to an obscure, hilarious and kind of hot adult toy on the market today
“I have fallen asleep with sex toys inside of me more times than I would like to admit,” the Vice reviewer, Mary Frances “Francky” Knapp, begins. (Honestly, I don’t think that this writer can say the same, although it has got me thinking!). “Granted, I always wake at some point and uncork myself, but each occurrence begs the question: What are our sex toys doing for our wet dreams?”
Like all toy crazes today, this one came to the attention of major news outlets courtesy of the video-sharing social media platform TikTok. Here’s the TL;DR version of what this Vice reviewer learned about the alarm clock vibrator.
The vibrating alarm clock which wakes the vagina first is from a start-up brand called Little Rooster. Having found the following two models available on Amazon, Knapp was able to try them for herself with favorable results!
LITTLE ROOSTER

Alarm Clock Vibrator

$124.99 at Amazon

LITTLE ROOSTER

Small Alarm Clock Vibrator

$89 at Amazon

 

As she reports: “The concept of Little Rooster’s sex toy is simple: Set the alarm, wear it externally as a panty-liner, and go to bed knowing that you will be awoken not by a jarring iPhone alarm, but through a bunch of increasingly strong vibrations on your clit.”

Fortunately, Knapp was astute enough to be sure that the toy was made out of body-safe, phthalate-free ABS plastic before she tried it out: “I poured over the FAQ page on the Little Rooster website, sussing out all of my usual concerns with sex toys that seem too good to be true,” she says.

In her review, she shares that the “vagina alarm clock” is quite small, about the size of a packet of Kit Kats, as evidenced by this demo video:

Knapp goes on to say that the alarm vibe is more comfortable than your average lay-on vibrator, which is important because you’re meant to sleep with it in your panties. And although the alarm set-up is “like a 1920s clock radio,” according to an Amazon review, she claims it’s well worth the work.

“Are you a lazy, horny sleepyhead?” concludes Knapp. “Do you wish there was a way to ride out your sexy morning dreams to climax without having to lift a finger? Little Rooster’s vaginal alarm clock is expensive, but it’s the closest that Hard Science has come to giving people a sentient vibrator.”

If you have dreams of vibrators in your sleep, maybe this is the toy for you! Either way, the novelty is good enough to try.

As Knapp continues: “While its manufacturer clearly has some kinks to iron out with setup, it’s easily one of the most unique sex toys on the market.”

Read the full review on Vice here.

Images and video belong to Little Rooster and are provided by Vice.

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