Pipedream Products sets out to conquer the dildo sector under the reign of “King Cock.”
Until such time when we stockpile our sales floors with advanced VR technology, self-lubricating Suck-U-Pumps and holographic bathhouse orgy machines, the adult retail industry will continue to prosper from the self-reliant sales of dildos. Dongs, if you will. Dils, if you’re lazy over lame. Just like gold, they sell themselves.
"First impressions can say a lot, and despite the rapidly overflowing drawers in which I keep my toys attesting to the number I've seen, no toy has impressed me more before I'd even turned it on than the B-Vibe. An elegant, magnetically sealed box containing a convenient carry case with the toy itself inside, and I was impressed.
The toy itself is smaller than the box might lead you to expect, but it still has enough girth to satisfy anyone. Setting it up with the remote only takes a moment and then you're ready to play.